Where is my stapler?!?!

For the past week at work I have felt like that guy from Office Space, I think his name was Milton. The guy who people kept taking the stapler away from. As soon as I got back to work after my vacation to Colorado I noticed my stapler was missing. Since then I haven't been able to find it and my boss claims he has no idea where it is either. It is really annoying to not have a stapler. I desperately need to find a replacement...or steal someone else's. I understand Milton's pain!